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  • kondur_007
    12-16 07:50 PM
    But million dollar question is when they will apply spillover visa?

    I think they will apply spillover only in the last quarter (July-sept 2010). Nothing will happen till July. And even in the last quarter, significant jump would be only in sept.




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  • singhsa3
    07-20 01:19 PM
    For my career sake, I hope you are right!
    H1Bs taken care by California and Vermont centers. 485, 131 and 765 are handled by Nebraska and Texas centers.

    Also, Nebraska is big and main center. They know how to handle load.

    Here are the EAD statistics (real numbers):

    Year Total received Approved
    2000 1,451,527 1,325,840
    2001 1,813,479 1,698,448
    2002 1,745,976 1,573,842
    2003 2,156,095 1,977,344
    2004 1,640,703 1,694,623
    2005 1,744,961 1,541,531
    2006 1,462,583 1,188,770

    By seeing above numbers, you can see how USCIS handles load of millions of EAD applications every year. so, 600K is not a surprise for them. In 2003, they got more 2 million applications, but they handled well. But it may be take one or two months extra, i.e. 3+2 = 5 months maximum to get your EAD. Thats for sure. They will be prepared for that when you they allow us to file.

    If you already applied for EAD now, then you will for sure have a EAD by December.




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  • forgerator
    04-23 10:26 PM
    It took 10 days for me . Filed in Feb 2011.

    It seems Feb 2011 is a golden era for PERM approvals , almost similar effect of July 2007. I have noticed people who filed in February got their PERM approvals in under 2 weeks.




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  • saimrathi
    07-06 10:59 AM
    USCIS has a section for Outstanding americans.. can we contact some of them with the issue at hand..

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/usc...0ecd19 0aRCRD



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  • ind_game
    05-15 11:06 PM
    Well, there you go. I am sure your congress liason will give you some good news next week.

    thanks a lot for your wishes.....




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  • leo2606
    07-14 08:14 PM
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  • astral1977
    07-28 05:57 PM
    My company applied for PERM ALC EB-2 category at Atlanta on 18th June 2007, got it approved on 20th June. Received hard copy on 26th June.


    can people also give idea how long/when u got the certified hard copy of approval esp if from atlanta




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  • indio0617
    03-09 12:28 PM
    Guys a little confused.

    How does removing the cap from Schedule A, benefit the rest of us?


    Nurses from India, Phi also eat up EB3 numbers beyond their alloted .... My understanding is that they will not compete for any eB3 numbers after this...



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  • tikka
    07-19 11:34 PM
    Contributed one time $100. Will not hesitate to do so in the future. Nice job IV!!!

    Most media articles on the 485 issue had one common note "This normally not so vocal group of legal working immigrants have stood up and spoke". IV made sure that will not be so anymore and we have a strong resonating voice that will make a difference

    Anil


    for your contribution... :)




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  • mango_man
    06-11 07:21 PM
    Just eat mangoes and have fun! GC doesnt taste half as good as Indian mangoes.



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  • Almond
    12-10 04:45 PM
    Ugh, I want to cry right about now. :o




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  • lonedesi
    06-19 03:14 PM
    IV Core, please help members like us whose applications are pending at the Atlanta PERM Processing Center. In spite of officials informing that they will reassign their staff to process PERM applications a month back, there seems to be no progress so far. Please help us get out of this mess as our applications have been pending at this center for few months now. We would like to take this opportunity to apply for the next two stages while PD are current. By the way, I had an old case at BEC and got an approval. I just changed my job and reapplied through PERM, and then all of a sudden PD became current. I have been in this mess for 5 years now. It was just an unfortunate timing of my job change that screwed me up.
    People from Chicago center have been getting quick approvals and are able to submit their I-140 & I-485 documents right away. But just because we live & work in the East coast, we are getting screwed. I don't think this is fair on part of DOL to penalize us because of our location. IV Core, please, help us.



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  • Saralayar
    08-11 03:09 PM
    Can someone start a new thread with poll for the July 17th - Aug 17th filers?. I am not able to start a new thread.




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  • GCKarma
    07-06 11:12 AM
    Man, in frustration people do not even know what to say and what not! Be very careful of what you spin and what you say. From the looks of it, this stuff has every chance of spinning out of control and it may have already started the ball rolling.Think about it for a second!. Once it goes that way, trust me, we will all live to regret that.
    Yes, DHS approved upwards of 25000 GCs over the weekend, leading up to July 2nd. And some people are pissed off at that, err..why?
    Remember, those 25000 are one of us. Once,they too were in line for Labor certifications, I-140s, medical exams and all that crap. And some of them were in the so called "FBI Name check" black-hole for an extended period of time. We should be rejoicing in the fact that most of those backlogs got cleaned up. Instead we have people questioning the validity of those newly approved GCs.My dear friends, god willing, we will all have GCs one day and tell me, how would you feel if someone else comes screaming at you just because he did not get one too.
    Putting a "security lapse" spin on this could be very dangerous and should be avoided at any cost. I hope one of those anti-immigrant lobbies do not pick it up and start running with that. I prey that they do not revoke those already approved GCs, because if they do, then those poor 25000 souls will go through much more agony than what we are going through now.

    It's very tough to get the genie back in the bottle once it is out, so think before you start popping that cork.
    ~AMK

    Atleast those 25,000 people have EAD.Think about the remaining 700 thousand people who are in a deep shit



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  • tejonidhi
    09-11 09:26 PM
    Who is uscis answerable to ? how about sending letters to all the congress man and senators asking them to raise theor voice about the functionality of uscis?
    Can AILA take this and prepare a law suite for us?

    I am ready to contribute.




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  • ksach
    02-12 02:56 AM
    it means freedom and a respect for my education, my skills and my hard work.
    read my story below.

    -------------------------------------------------------

    America, the land of opportunity and freedom.

    These days when I hear America being any of the above, I usually
    sneer. 6 long years have thought me not to accept everything I hear.

    Back home, I had respect. I had a good education and a great job. I
    got an education from the best schools and the best colleges. I worked
    for a big multi-national with a big fat salary and lots of
    opportunities to travel to countries on work. I was a success. But I
    wanted to be more. I wanted to be global. I wanted to work in a
    different country for sometime. I loved seeing different cultures,
    seeing different places; I wanted to see the world. Thats when the
    offer for a job in the US came. I took it up because I could see the
    US of A, the land of the free, the land of opportunity, the land of
    the Cisco's and Microsofts and more importantly, the land of dreams. I
    thought a couple of years working away from home would do me no harm.
    Boy, was I wrong!!!!

    The first few years in my new country of residence were difficult. I
    worked for a startup with its crazy hours and insane schedules. Far
    from seeing new places, I was busy at work. But I did not complain. I
    liked the work and the company's passion to create something new. No
    longer was I working on the junk companies outsource to third world
    companies. I was working on the actual product, creating something
    that was not done before, something I could be proud off. I was busy
    at work, but it was not difficult to notice something, the Americans
    worked hard, the people with green card worked harder, but the people
    on H1-B worked hardest. I guess, the people on H1B had the most to
    lose. But I did not give a hoot. I had a product to deliver. I never
    had the time to think about my green card. I still wanted to go back
    to my country, maybe not right now, but I wanted to. Right now, my
    work was my priority and I would concentrate on that.

    Slowly the years went by, and unknowningly I started seeing the
    American Dream. I got a new car and expensive clothes, I started going
    out with my friends, visited new places, and more importantly I
    stopped feeling homesick. The apartment I shared with my friends was
    my new home. So when my company asked me if they could do my green
    card, I readily agreed.

    I should have seen the signs. There were many of them; but I chose to
    ignore. I should have know that people are exploited when I heard a
    top executive at my company say once that he expects everyone to work
    long hours and weekends because we had no options. The job market
    outside was bad and none of us could find jobs. I should have known
    that my cultural background mattered when the girl at the Albertson's
    counter did not even look up to me, but was very friendly with all the
    Americans ahead of me, or when an office colleauge introduced his girl
    friend to all americans but ignored the Indians. I chose to ignore all
    this, because I thought it does not affect me. As long as I did my
    work or followed the rule of the land, nothing else mattered. I was
    wrong again.

    Two things changed in 2005. My company went down and I got married. I
    was on H1B and had to find a job soon. I was already at the end of my
    H1B tenure so not many companies were interested. That is when I
    realized the disadvantage of being on an H1B. It did not matter that
    my resume was impressive. My H1B status was more important than my
    skill set. It it did not matter that I had already spent a lot years
    in this country and my green card had been filed. It was hard finding
    a job that would sponsor my H1B and my green card again. I did manage
    to find one. But I was not lucky on my home front. My wife could not
    work because she was on a dependent visa. She had given up a career in
    India to be with me, but reality hit soon when she started getting
    bored. She kept herself busy with books, TV and cooking. And life went
    on, hoping that we would get our green card soon and we would be free
    again. Free to find a job of my liking for me, and free to do any job
    for my wife.

    Its Feb 2007 now and there's still no sign of the green card. I
    stopped hoping for one. I dont care for one. All I care for now is my
    wife to be able to work in something she likes within any legal
    boundaries.

    Its been a long time since I legally came to this country. I was young
    and succesful then. And now as I cross another anniversary of my
    landing in the US, I reflect upon what I have gained. I have gained a
    big bank balance, a good car, a good lifestyle. What have I lost -
    plenty. I have lost my career, my freedom, my health, my marriage and
    my family. I have been stuck in the same job for many many years while
    all my friends have climbed up the corporate ladder back home in
    India. Its not easy working on an H1B. My marriage has suffered
    because my wife is unhappy that she cannot work, she's close to a
    breakdown, my health has suffered because of all the thinking, and my
    parents have sufferred because I have not been able to take care of
    them. I never have cried so much at my helplessness as I have cried in
    the last one year.

    One thing I have realized about the US is that it is no different than
    any country. Like any other country, the exploitable are always
    exploited. (The big companies are not willing to fight for the welfare
    of their employees. They fight to get more people into the country to
    exploit.) Like any other country, the only thing that gets politicians
    excited is money and votes. (Why do we need so money to lobby the
    politicians? Isn't freedom and justice reasons good enough?) Like any
    other country, it discriminates between the have and the have nots. It
    is a country that has no respect for people. (Ask anyone who goes for
    a visa stamping in the US embassy in India. I have seen old people and
    ladies with small kids spend hours in the hot Chennai Sun to enter the
    embassy for an appointment, just to be spoken rudely by the Visa
    office. There was not even a shelter outside to block the sun. I have
    never seen people turn into US haters so soon). It is a country that
    wants our brains, but is not willing to show a heart.

    Some people may argue that I have the freedom to quit my job and go
    back to my country. But that is not freedom enough. I want the freedom
    to choose when I want to go back. Its not easy to pack 8 years of your
    life in a jiffy. Its not easy to pack 8 years of your life into 2
    suitcases. Neither is it easy to restart your life in a different
    place, even if its your own. It reminds me of an Indian saying -
    "dhobi ka kutta - na ghar ka, na ghat ka". It means, a washerman's dog
    belongs neither to the house nor the river banks. Thats me in a
    nutshell, a "dhobi ka kutta."; a washerman's dog!!!

    ps: I love this country as much as I love my own. But I wish this country loved me back as well.



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  • immi_twinges
    07-20 05:47 PM
    1) Contact senators who voted yea...Lets specify that we are thanking them because they are supporting legal immigration...Lets make them aware that legal immigrants are prospective voters too.

    2) Contact the 2 faced senators like Clinton and Obama and express dissapointment

    3) Contact senators like Kennedy...who say they believe in immigration system but vote ney for legal immigration and express your thoughts

    4)Contact USINPAC and ask what they are doing to help us?




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  • singhsa3
    09-12 10:47 AM
    Let is choose one, otherwise we run the risk of diluting the whole idea, I have put up a poll.
    I am Ok with this idea as long as the issue doesn't get diluted.

    I think everyone should send the letter in the same format though.




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  • ajay
    03-22 12:23 AM
    I am in a bind now, appreciate any advice,

    I am planning on using my EAD to switch to another job in a couple of months. Meanwhile I have booked tickets for May 26th to send my son to India for the summer. He has H4 stamped in his passport valid till 2010.

    My question is

    **Can my son come back on H4 even though I use my EAD to change jobs ?

    **Does he need to have advance parole ? Even if I apply for AP tomorrow, chances are very slim that he will get it before he leaves on May 26th.

    Thanks in Advance




    go_guy123
    07-06 01:35 AM
    Not Volunteer but Leaders...

    Volunteer is a person who takes responsibility and does a task. Here the question was raised to have new leaders who can take a flight to Washington DC on Monday morning, change the law by noon to issue GC to every EB category, have a lunch at Olive Garden, come back monday evening.

    Most leaders are actually volunteers in IV. They have a regular full time job.

    What you are saying: "who can take a flight to Washington DC on Monday morning, change the law by noon to issue GC to every EB category, have a lunch at Olive Garden, come back monday evening" :

    For this you need to hire full time lobbyist which costs a lot
    of money. IV budget is nowhere close to that the Hispanic lobby group:
    National council of La Raza whose budget is
    $40 million or $1.3 billion including its “affiliates” network.
    IV is a tiny organization in front of La Raza. Thats....a BILLION with which they hire full time lobbyist.

    I strongly suggest you listen to the audio interview to understand how big the hispanic
    lobby is and get some reality check of how things work in US politics.

    Raul Yzaguirre on Past and Future of La Raza : NPR (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4229605)

    Even with such power also they cant pass CIR. But at least they ensure that no
    EB or illegal immigration reform will pass unless there is something for illegals.




    gcseeker2002
    04-04 05:30 PM
    how come you joined the company in 11/2010 and applied on 12/22/2010 ? my lawyer is in the 3rd week and finalizing job description. she says advertising takes 30 days, pwd takes 6 weeks, etc etc, and that it cannot be approved without atleast 90 days of prepwork.
    no answer ?



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